The Raw SOS Podcast

Ep # 69 Vitamin D'hole

Hey Legends — we get straight into the weird and wonderful: sunning your testicles for a testosterone boost (30 seconds to five minutes, some swear no sunscreen needed) and even the claim that a quick bit of sun on your butthole beats hours outside. Then we veer into car chases, rockets, camping and general chaos.
It’s filthy, funny and honest — the kind of chat you’d have on the couch with a mate. Try what you’re curious about, then tell us how you feel in the comments — no judgment, just yarns.

Ep #68 Tech Fails, Bad Decisions & Spillo

Hey Legends — jump into this wild episode where we’re doing mullets for the Black Dog Institute, chasing camper-van dreams, and laughing our way through lost suitcases, Reckless Brewing cans and pub-golf mayhem. Expect raw banter, crickets, stickers, hat heists and a whole lot of local Hunter Valley mischief.
 
We stitch together rambling call-ins, live-music shoutouts and dumb ways people get arrested, then tack on a proper heart-to-heart with Spillo about men’s mental health. It’s messy, funny and honest — like catching up with your mates at the pub after too many beers.
 
Tune in for the chaos and stay for the conversations — we drop YouTube vids, Patreon links and a long chat with Spillo that’s worth the listen. Bring a sense of humour, a beer and maybe a spare hat.

Ep # Six-Seven. Wallop, Trollops & Public Apologies

Hey mate — this episode's a chaotic, hilarious mess: an apology, booze-soaked birthday antics, kangaroo island tales, a Viking mead night, and plenty of raw, unfiltered banter. Pull up a chair, pour yourself a drink, and enjoy the ride — we’re keeping it real, reckless, and unforgettable.

#Ep 66 Where the Hell Is Wes? Down The Rabbit Hole Conspiracies, UFO's and Popeye!

Hey legends, Adam and the switch bitch Justin went on a stealth rogue late-night Raw SOS episode: no Wes, a couple of meads, and way too many wild theories. From Disney Easter eggs and Popeye conspiracies to UFOs, the Mandela Effect, and even time-travelling Trumps, we toss ideas around like we’re at the pub.
It’s unfiltered, silly, a bit spooky, and totally off-the-cuff — so pull up a chair, bring your weirdest stories, and let’s get lost down this rabbit hole together.

Ep # 65 So Far So Good With Langham from 2pks

What is the problem? This one here looks more legit. It looks like it's sort of blended into the bottle. We're going to start with these ones first. All right, go. Adam's gay. Woo! Welcome to the Raw SOS. Oh, no, sorry. I fucked it up. Woo! Welcome to the Raw SOS podcast, Adam. It's not that fucking art. No, welcome to the... No, I was actually going to say welcome to the Raw Kent's podcast. No, yes. It's Raw Kent. Raw Kent. Let him join us. How are you, brother? I'm good, bro. You actually fucking put me on the spot. Didn't know I was doing a fucking podcast tonight. What were you doing? I thought I was watching the footy with you. It kind of looks like the footy show. I was like, what the fuck's going on? Yeah, well, if we were watching the footy, I wouldn't have invited a fucking Bronco supporter. Come on, mate, don't be like that. Don't be like that. Don't be like that. No, mate. Fucking welcome, man. We finally got you just on your own. Yeah, yeah. Well, you got Wes on your... On the 2P Gaze podcast. Yeah, we got the better brother yet. We haven't got the other fucking waker on there yet. He's always too tired. He's out of drive. He's always too tired. No, he's probably had too many beers. Yeah, no. I must say I am a fuckwit sometimes when I listen back to it. You're a good bloke, bro. I'm so glad we started recording it because you've been a fuckwit all the time. Yeah, no, actually, the thing about, like, yeah, I might be a bit cooked today because I had done night shift last night. I haven't slept. I've had – actually, I lie. I've had an hour and a half sleep since about fucking – about six o'clock yesterday morning. Hey, Justin, can you do me a favor, bro? Can you just grab this guy some tissues? Like, fuck me, dude. I've just got here and you're already whinging. Yeah, no, I just had night shift. And he got that violin. It's not whinging. It's just saying if I'm fucking cooked, it's because I haven't slept for fucking two days. All right, hang on, hang on, hang on. It's the violin World's smallest violin. Every time you guys send me Snapchats All yous are doing is drinking beer Justin and Adam He's worked once What else are you supposed to do? He's worked once in fucking three months And he's already crying About fucking working one shift I plan my So it's really good So what I do is I need to stop drinking for a fucking few days so I'll go and do a night shift. A few minutes. But you start drinking at 7 a.m. when you get home. So what's the point there? No, I actually do crack a beer. Like, is there anyone out there, you know, do night shifts. What's the fucking thing you do when you get back to wind down after work? Crack a fucking beer. Yeah, 7 a.m.? Have you done night shift before? No, but I have seen years and years ago, with the same company but I was doing a different role, For a little bit. And I used to go fix the forklift batteries, all right, out at, oh, what's the name of the place? Out at Flemington Markets. And they work night shift. There's a pub there. Yeah, yeah. It's open from like 7 o'clock and guys are lined up. Oh, yeah. It's early open, I'm like. It's called Paddy's? Paddy's? Paddy's? No. Paddy's Pub. It's Paddy's Pub. And we used to go in the pokey room there on the way home from work just to get a free feed. Yeah. Because they'd have fucking sausage rolls and pies and fucking everything. Here I am rolling up the work and they're already in the pub. And I was like, holy fuck. This is crazy. I was only young and didn't really think of it then. I was like, oh, yeah. They're doing night shift. Fair enough. I mean, Kingswood Pub used to be like that. But that's like that. They're open at six in the morning, aren't they? Yeah. They're not fucking for the work. If you're not there for opening hour, you're fucking, you know, you're missing out. Yeah, you're late. You missed happy hour already. Yes. Justin's here. He's back. Sorry, mate. We've done an episode of that here last week. Where are you? Hey. I'm back. We need to fix the fucking. I'm back. We need to fix the camera on that. No, don't worry about it. He's all right. He's all right. He's back. He's back. We snuck a little cheery episode in last week. But we announced the fucking bongaroo winner. Woo! So, oh, yeah, here he is. Was it me? Oh, no, wrong one. No, well. Yes. So, Dave, you are the bongaroo winner. We were going to give another bongaroo away, but fucking Langham just rocked up. I was like, we had two entries. Hey, you can still give it to me. No, we can give away our one. No, you can get fucked. You've got that for spare parts. No, well, Dave was going to win. I was like, oh, well, these guys need a bongaroo as well. I must say. They got some. So, Dave, you win. Do we have a bit of a footage? Give him a buzz and let him know. Yeah, actually, do you have the footage from him building that bongaroo again? I'd like to see. Yes, I'll pull that up after. Yeah. So he made a yard glass out of a fucking steel tube. Well, it wasn't a yard glass. It was like. Probably half a beer. Yeah, it was half a beer. I was like, come on, at least I drank a full beer. But I do like the effort that he put in to make it. Yeah. He should have used like fucking proper steel tube. Yeah, I reckon full round tube. Yeah. But anyway, he's got himself a bongaroo. Let's give him a ring live. In the meantime, we're going to try the raw size beers. I'm ready. Yeah, I'll try on something. Just stop a second. He's probably not going to answer. It's great for fucking live radio. He doesn't answer justice. Oh, you've reached David. Oh, David. Oh, David. He loses. He loses, mate. I'll leave him a message. He lost by default. Hi, David. Hey, my name's David. David Copperfield, you've won a magic bongaroo. Should we just completely fuck him up? And I'll go, hey, it's Langham here from the Raw Says Podcast. The raw cans The raw cans I'll leave it with me He doesn't answer this time I've got an idea Oh we're going to call him again Yeah call him again You've got an idea That scares me Yeah yeah yeah, Wes has an idea. Yeah, the brain's hurting. That's the noise of his brain. He's not answering. He ain't answering. Well, that means they've lost the competition. Oh, you've reached. Wait, wait, wait, leave a message. So Lange wins. I want to leave a message. Lange wins. He forfeited his prize. That's it. Ring him again. I want to leave a message. That was my point. Well you should have said that I did say that, I said it into my head I was just going to tell him his proctology fucking exams will come back and you're nothing but a cunt Alright we're going to do a beer review Oh are we. How original Is this because you've taken it off our episode? I'm happy I'm pretty happy for Adam actually bought two beers Yeah These are the latest beers from Mountain Culture. So you want to pass me and have a look at what that is? So he bought two beers. We're going to share both of them. You tired ass. Man, it's $48 for fucking four beers. $13 a game or something. Must be good then. Must be fucking good. Just crack it, drink it. What is it? That one is called Spoils of War, right? Spoils of War. That's a Trump. It's a victory drink. Yeah, this is a war drink. Hang on. So this guy's bought two beers, but they're not even the same beers. No. So we're having a mouthful each? Well, he's got cups here. Yeah, we're doing a taste. We're going to taste it, right? Well, let's do one beer at a time then, yeah? Yeah, yeah, one beer at a time, yeah. So what do you want to do? Spoils of War? We might as well do the war beer. I thought that was Trump's victory. Yeah, that's weird because I'm trying to look at the camera. Don't look at the camera, Adam. I'm not looking at the camera. Did you learn that in fucking university? No, I'm backwards here. We're in the mirror. We're in the mirror anyway. Backwards, man. It's what an $180,000 hex deck gets you. Okay, we'll get Langham to read. Tell us what that is. Oh, fucking hell. It's a beer, mate. You never know. All right. So this one here is Mountain Culture Beer Co. Spoils of War, as Adam said. You got it wrong already. You're supposed to say mountain culture, mountain culture, mountain culture, mountain culture. Mountain culture, mountain culture, mountain culture. Mountain culture. What is this? WCIPA? I've never heard that. Yeah, it's fucking strong. It's like 7.5%. So isn't the WC like the toilet? Water closet? No, it sounds like CWA. So it's a West Coast IPA. West Coast IPA. Yeah, okay. West Coast. Pop forward beer style characterized by a clear golden appearance, firm bitterness, intense piney citrus, yada, yada, yada. All right, just crack it, fucking drink it. Let's get into it. Fuck, who cares? Crack it. Share it around. Let's have a go. Oh, yeah. It's like music to my ears. Let's just do both of them at the same time. Let's fucking... No, here, here, here. Share it, share it. I've got my mouth full. And not like how Adam likes it either. I'm going to rip on that. Tilt your glass. Tilt the glass, mate. He started this war. Tilt the glass. There you go, Justin. All right, is this a beer taste? Is this a taste test? Taste test. Fuck yeah. That's actually pretty good. Oh, fuck it. Yes, it's nice. It tastes like shit. No, that's all right. I don't want that. But what is it? It's fucking 7.2%. Fuck, is it now? Yeah. Yeah. That's why Adam's only not having it anymore. I paid $13 for that. I don't even drink more. I don't even get my money's worth. I don't want to get too pissed, but I'll drink all the beer. That's actually pretty good. Actually, yeah. It is quite nice. I'm actually enjoying that. I wish I had another one. It's dark. Or a full beer. You know what the best thing about living up there? I go to my local bowling club and I get mountain culture schooners for $6.60. Yeah, I heard you saying that. I was like, fuck. It was on the last episode you said that, yeah? Yeah. Fuck. You can't even get them that cheap at mountain culture. No. I'm like, fucking hell, how good? How good is that? And then you're like. Justin, pull up a photo of mountain culture. This is the one out at Emu Plains. I sent you that one. Isn't there only one? No, there's two. There's one in the Blue Mountains where it started. It was the old Video Easy store. Yep. And I took a photo today. Actually, I sent it. I put it on the email, but. Oh, yeah. Mountain Culture actually won the Gabs this year. Yeah, they did. Yeah. Three years in a row. Oh, three years, isn't it? Three years in a row. Four years. Four years. Four years in a row. Four years in a row. He's dying. Oh, he won't owe a carton. Hello. Dave, you've won a bongaroo This is from there Yeah You've won the bongaroo mate So stop drinking fucking beer out of a metal pipe You dickhead, Get off the pipe, Anyway, so Justin Can you pull up the video of that Let him talk, we've got Dave on the phone I know he's on the phone, but can you pull the video up Oh sorry, my autistic brother he's fucking pointing at me. No, sorry, Dave. No, what I was just saying is I've got Justin to pull the video up of you creating that so you can give him a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit. Oh, there you go. I thought you were still talking about mountain culture. Mountain culture, mountain culture, mountain culture. How good. Yeah, so you won the bongaroo, mate. I've never done anything in my life. Yeah, well, there you go. This is probably the best Australian invention since fucking the bongaroo. I can second that. We're basically going to re-watch the video of you creating that. The pipe version. Where did you send it? It's on Instagram. But we can just add it in here. In edit. Yeah. In edit. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. So how good was that? Woo! Yeah, woo! Yeah, fuck. Yeah, yeah. That's fucking amazing. So how did you come up with that idea, man? How did you like, you know, what was your thought process? Oh, look, so there wasn't much thought about it. It was many, many cans of beers sitting in the garage thinking about shit as I usually do and just going, you know what, fuck it. Let's just, I don't know. I don't even know how I come about. It was just, yeah. It was a genius idea. And I'm a welder and I've got steel and fuck it, let's just make that. Yeah, fuck yeah. The question I want to ask, was there still shards of metal in it when you drank it? Well, I washed it out the best I could, but yes, there was. So you're pissing razor blades for that week? Yeah, I went and saw my doctor in the next week. She goes, you should not be drinking that. No. Don't go through the airport. Don't drink welding. No, definitely not. Don't drink welding shards. So what do you feel like? Are you a fitter and turner? Is that what you do? I'm a welder slash electrician slash fitter machinist. slash bongaroo winner. Yeah. Put that on your fucking resume. That was a good effort. Yes, we'll send it down. We'll send it down with Justin. I've got it here right now. We'll send it down with Justin tomorrow. Sorry, Justin. We've already used it. Justin already sculled it. What size t-shirt are you, by the way? Extra large. Thank you. You've won extra large t-shirts. If you can't just chuck it in the dry for about fucking 10 weeks, it'll shrink. Yeah, so just make sure that you wash it out. Justin's already used it. He's left a line outside and, you know, so. Ah. Yeah, that's all right. Yeah, yeah. Sharing is caring. It's all good. Get your end in, get your friend in. That was my mono back in the day. But anyway, you've got a bongaroo. We'll send it down with Justin. Thanks for fucking doing it because there was a few other entries. We've got Langham here. I was about to say, we should have only given him half a bongaroo because he needed half a beer. Oh, this one's got ears. We'll just take an ear off. It was like a dead heat for you and Langham, but then Langham rocks up today on the potty, and he goes, oh, we just got bongaroos sent to us. I'm like, well, Dave wins. We did have a few other entries, but they weren't eligible. Congratulations, mate. So when you get the bongaroo, what you need to do, there's more rules. You've got to fucking skull a bongaroo, film it, skull it, tag us, tag bongaroo, and say fucking thanks to Rice's. And make sure you tag Zach as well. Zach, yeah. From Bungaro. That's from Bungaro. I appreciate it. It's brilliant. Yes. Take it down to the footy oval tomorrow morning, 8 o'clock in the morning. Get the kids when they're playing footy. That's the best way to get the water into them. Bongaroos. That's what they should have. Warm it up with a coffee and then. Straight down. All right. Thanks, Dave. Thanks, Dave. You're welcome. All right, we'll catch you soon. We'll send it down with you. Yeah, legend. Woo! All right, see you, mate. All right, so that was Dave from Bungaroo. That was Dave from Jordan Springs. That was Dave from Bungaroo. So yeah, so that was a war beer. That's why I'm saying Dave from Bungaroo. Anyway, so we, oh, here we go. Here it is. This is the video. Oh, this is video. This is how Dave made it. What are you up to? He's making a yardie. Making a yardie. It's a fucking quarter of a yardie. He's looking down that trunk. Oh, that's Drake now. He's on the Linnisher. They're called a Linnisher? Yeah. Double stand up. Whatever. I was about to say double stand up. I love how he's got the Rossos stick out. Oh, that's why. That's why. It's not why, are we? Fucking hell. Oh, it's stripping out the bottom too. I mean, he licked half of it. He licked half of it. Better check your worlds, Dave. Yeah. He's definitely not an underwater welder. That would have been so much easier with a bongaroo. Oh, that's what I should have mentioned. Bongaroo. I should have slapped the fucking Rosso sticker on me fucking forehead too. How many bongaroos do you mean, mate? Have we got Langham's entry? Because that was good too. We can pull that up. You don't have to. It was good. It was fucking mad. You're on the beach. That was actually Bec's idea. Was it? Yeah, she comes with all the good ideas. Yeah, she does. Good idea. Speaking of when, she got married down there. So that's news. Congratulations. Didn't tell any cunt. You just fucking went and done it. No, we just hoped. Fucking so, such a great idea. And so cheap. Way cheaper. Yeah, I was fucking so excited I got invited to the engagement party. Yeah, sorry, bro. You know what? You know what? We wanted to invite a lot more people. I know. And you guys would have been there, but it was just we were cut off with how many people were allowed there. Yeah. We were supposed to only have 60. We had 75. 75. So you guys would have been like 76, about 110. You's almost made the cut. Actually, you's were there, but then you got cut. Dude, I got married and fucking, I'll tell you what, there's 100 fucking people there and I could have cut down to about 20. I don't talk to like fucking 80% of them now. He was only going to cut me out of there too. Don't blame you. I'm like, fuck, I can't afford this cat. He's going to drink all me beer. He's going to drink all me beer. He's going to drink all me beer. Right on the beach. The sunset. That is so bright. It's so good. That's why you've got points taken out. Oh, yeah, yeah. Fair enough. It was actually a sleeper, too. Oh, yeah? I've seen your comment. I'd look cute. I've no Wuby, no Daniel, no fucks is everyone. Where's our sticker? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't they fucking join in? Well, your sticker's... I need a decent one, eh? Yeah, we've got a new one. Hey, babe, wake up. Wake up. I don't know, I miraculously had a fucking syndrome. Actually, it was a temp tank. That was cool, mate. That was cool. I thought that was a winner. I have to say that was the hardest beer I've ever done because it was quite early and I was just like oh, I was just going to let paper on I was about to go to sleep I actually do use that music for Yeah, that's one of those. Yeah, I need a... Because these are the ones that keep... Yeah, that's shit. They're no good. We've got it. I've got one of these ones. Yeah, give me one of those ones. Now I can put a sticker on it. Yeah. But we've got some new ones. We've got some new stuff. It'll go... If I can fit it on the fridge... I'll pull up the new sticker, Justin. Throw that up on there that I... He's bossy, eh? Yeah, I'm a bossy. I thought you were the boss, Wes. No, he just likes to fucking throw his weight around. I know, yeah, but he's – Well, yeah. Fuck, he hasn't got much weight compared to you. Oh, that's the second time I've been fat-shaped. I was waiting for the opener. I had to do it. I heard you have a rant about being fat-shaped. I loved it. I was like, fuck yeah, Zen pic. Fuck those people. I'm getting fucking thirsty. I'm fat. Tell me what you're talking about. I'm getting thirsty. So while Justin is finding that little photo – Hey, Adam, just slow down a bit, mate. No, no, no. It was too little. I'm joking, bro. I'm joking. Micrograms of fucking beer. Micrograms. Micrograms. I'm making shit up. This one's called So Far So Good. It's not. It's N-N-N-E-P-A. N-N-E-P-A. I want to say that. So Far So Good, but no, it's called N-N-E-P-A. Okay. Yeah, right. N-N-E-P-A will do. You're right. Mountain Culture. I think that's a N-N-E-P-A. Mountain Culture. Mountain Culture. Mountain Culture. Mountain Culture. Mountain Culture. Yeah, I think it's Nipah or something. I actually don't mind. I really like their artwork, you know. You call me artistic. Are they paying you? No, we're not calling you artistic. We're calling you autistic. That's why I like artwork, you know. See how when you say he laughs, I said it. He's like, fuck you, fuck you. Yeah, no. Sorry, I just drank the whole lot now. Fucking hell. Holy fuck. Did you leave some for us? Open home. I was going to say, turn the can. You would have known in Vegas that this is your basic... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking. You're paying $25. That is fucking nice. When I went, it wasn't that much. That's up there with the trip juice, I reckon. What was the exchange rate? It would have been heaps better. When we went, we managed. So we, actually, I shouldn't say we, major fucking rang him up and said it was 68 cents. Yeah. And he goes, oh, look, we're coming in to bring, I think we were going to take 16 grand. Can you do a better rate? She goes, I'll put it up to 70 for you. So we got 70 cents. Yeah, right. Okay. But I think it was 58 cents when I went to the dollar, the American dollar. And I just thought, fuck, everything in Vegas. It's like, if you buy a beer, it's $20. I'm like, fuck, man. That's like almost 38 bucks for a beer. Yeah. For us, when we went, I was paying, I reckon, I think it was about 10, just over $10 a beer. Yeah. And they were like, I think they were a litre. Yeah, bigger than that. Yeah, it would have been a leader. Yeah. And I just remember every night because like we drank. Yeah. And I mean we drank. It was not a time that we didn't have a beer in our hands. And we woke up in the morning, not so much Major, a couple of times he did, but he was struggling hard. I fucked him up big time when we got there. As soon as we got there, I'm like, let's fucking rip in. We got there about 12 o'clock at night. I'd slept most of the trip, so it was fucking good. I can't sleep on a plane. Oh, man. We took a couple of tablets and just felt safe. Oh, yeah. Fuck, why didn't I do that? Yeah, that's what we did. But I slept eight hours. Then we got off at Hawaii and we were there for three hours. And then it was three-hour flight from there, I think. Maybe it could have been five. Yeah. That was the longest part of the fucking flight. From Hawaii straight to Vegas or did you go to LA? No, no, we didn't go to LA. We went straight to From Ohio to Vegas Yeah We had a fucking Like five hour layover In LA Each way It was a fucking nightmare We had the same thing But we just drank the whole time Yeah So it was good But we got to Vegas At twelve o'clock at night And I'm like Let's go get a beer Let's have a bit of a look around He's like Yeah yep No worries Six o'clock we go to bed, Yeah that's standard I set my alarm for seven thirty. My brother said to me He goes Because he's been to Vegas A couple of times He goes Do not waste time, got to go and just enjoy it and make the most out of it sweet so that's in the back of my head i ain't fucking sleeping yeah i reckon he's adam here you fucking go just i worked yesterday last night just pretend you're in vegas tires yeah man i reckon i slept 10 hours that fucking week it's all right when you when you when you're drinking but trying to stay sober when you're like no staying awake when you're fully sober is a fucking hard yeah it does make it hard yeah, I'm like going I've got a steak because I'm going to check on the clients and stuff at work and whatever and so I've set a line check on you don't they yeah. Adam you awake yeah but honestly I'm like I'm fucking I'm having little micro sleeps on the couch fucking jump up you say you're not getting any fucking sleep and then you then you start running on adrenaline man I was speaking to a staff member and he goes I was doing he was constantly doing these night shifts and it was I wasn't sleeping properly and, And he said one day he started hallucinating on the way home because he had been awake so long and not sleeping during the day. He was seeing some fucking weird shit. Yeah, your brain starts playing tricks on you. Yeah, I had fucking my old mate that was in the RAF and he drove us up to Newcastle that time when we were doing Embarcode. He pulled over, he goes, I have to fucking pull over, man. I'm seeing purple kangaroos on the road. On the way up there I was about 13 I was blind on the way up 13 13 and 14 I was smashed and then I'm like we've got to go to this gig I was asleep in the back of the bus because I was fucking cooked by the time I got the gig. And I remember I said I needed I needed to have a pierce right we were literally just got onto the M4 right and we're driving from Penrith to Newcastle and that was old school M4 M7 wasn't even there and it's like we're on the M4 and it was like, I needed to piss in fucking Blacktown, right? And he didn't stop until, like, you got old school fucking Pennant Hills Road. You've got, you know, the big fucking dipper. Yeah, Mooney, Mooney Bridge. It was like two hours of me holding onto this piss, right? Yeah, I remember we all pulled up there and everyone's just pulling. Everyone's smoking bongs in the back of the bus and stuff, right? And so he was still at the RAF, the driver. So he was a DJ as well, and he brought the PA system for us. So we were just doing this party out in fucking... Oh, it was random. Yeah, random party. In Newcastle. Yeah, and then even the start of it, even the start of it, Sarah fainted at the start. Oh, yeah, she had a fucking car in the past. We're still in fucking Kingswood. Near the gales To up somewhere Oh fuck But yeah We digress very fucking much Can I just ask Did that bus have windows Yeah, Yeah, that was window lickers. Why didn't you fucking piss out the window? Oh, I was a 13-year-old boy. Fuck so. Yeah, but the problem is if you piss, it depends on which window you piss out. This is where you've got to learn. Me and Major have done this. You go to the back fucking of the bus. You open up the back window and then you piss out the bus. The back window. But you've got to hold onto their shirt because you'll probably get sucked out. I've got a good story about that. We were on the courtesy bus from the band club in St. Mary's. The camera's fucked. Oh, is it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, me, two of my mates. One of my mates is like, bro, I'm going to piss. I've got to piss so bad. So he goes, talk to the driver, distract him. He's up the back of the bus pissing. We can hear it sloshing around in the back of the fucking courtesy bus. Oh, yeah. Yuck. I know one of my cousins, we were on the way back from a wedding and he just like fucking flopped it. He was on the backseat, flopped it out, just pissed down the aisle of the bus. It's like if you want to slip and slide he's just piercing he's just like oh yeah fuck and he's like the bus driver wasn't too I remember a few I remember a few years ago I was like coming back on the M7 from the coast and I and, The chick I was with wasn't – she wasn't like pulling over. I'm like, fuck, I've got to go. I've got to go. There's no way to pull up. And I went, fuck it, all right. So, you know, try to get your dick into a bottled piss and there's got to be an air hole to go. No, that's why you just put the piss hole on there. Yeah, but then it fills up or it just – Yeah, well, then you tap off. Can you not tap off? No, fuck it. No, you've got to tap off. You've got to go. I think she's going to go. I remember driving with one of me, mate. He filled up two fucking Gatorade boxes Oh really? Yeah he just went fucking whoop straight And then I'm like fuck And then all of a sudden I started pissing in the fucking car Well he's pissed off I actually need to go and have a fucking piss Before we go anywhere How did you find your beer? That was great I was sitting here waiting and going Yeah we had the second beer It was actually fucking really nice I prefer the first one Yeah. I don't know. I like the cloudy one. Yeah. So far, so good. This looks like pineapple juice. Yeah. Yeah, but it doesn't taste like pineapple juice. No, that was good. That's what she said. So Mountain Culture, that one is, that's bloody awesome. So, so far, so good. What's your ratings out of 10, guys? Oh, I'm going to give that one a five. Five? Yeah. I'm not really a massive fan of that. I don't know. The first one, the first one, I'll give an eight. Yeah. So what do you think of this one, Wes? I'd give it 10 out of 10, man. Yeah. That's not what you said before I don't give a fuck There's no such thing as a bad beer Some taste better than others So this one is That's shit Fuck off, Fuck this podcast So Langham you're Spoils of war mate you like the war beer Yep, Yeah, that was pretty bloody good, eh? Yeah, I don't mind that. Yeah, it smells a lot. It's fucking up on the green screen. But anyway, let's get a little bit of Langham story. We're going to have a bit of a piss break, aren't we? Fucking hell. Here we are. I thought I was coming up and we'd watch football. Now you just fucking want a piece of it as well. And now you just want a piece of me. Yeah, give us some Langham. Fucking hell. Give us some Langham. I already gave you a little bit last time when you came on our podcast for the first time. Yeah, but that was a bit of cock. That was a bit of cock that you just ate.

Ep # 64 Hunter Express

Hey mate — welcome back to the barn. This quick episode is us yakking about the chaos of moving, ridiculous mosquitoes, late-night slow cooker curries at festivals, lost car keys, beers and the ever-present "fucker bucket" segment. It's messy, loud and properly honest — like a yarn with your best mate.Pull up a tinny and listen like you’re on the couch with us — we’ll be back next week with guests, more stupid stories and the Bongaroo challenge winners. Cheers.

Ep. #63 No offence With Bundy

Mate, buckle up — we’re sitting in a blackout, drinking Bundy, and pulling up stories that’ll make you laugh, cringe and say "no way." This episode is just us being unfiltered: wild family yarns, stupid stunts, banter about beards, snakes, bombs (don’t try that), and a challenge you actually might wanna try. Kick back with a cold one and join the chaos — it’s like hanging with your loudest mates after midnight.

EP #62 Chaos Returns

Mate, welcome back — this one’s a messy, hilarious catch-up: beers, bags of sour dicks, a beetle that had a go at someone’s doodle, sage rituals gone wrong, and a pub tour that somehow makes perfect sense.Pull up a chair, crack a cold one and join us for the chaos — we’re yelling, laughing and somehow surviving it all. You’re in the crew now, so hush up and enjoy the ride.

Ep 61 No Adam

Hey mate — jump into the chaos: we’re ragging on Adam (who’s mysteriously AWOL), necking Coopers, dishing hot takes on Aussie life, and ripping into politicians — all with that mate-next-door vibe. Pull up a chair, crack a cold one and laugh along.

#60 Win A Bongaroo

Mate — we’re back and louder than ever. Expect booze, belly laughs, wild motel stories, bearded dragons on the couch, and a Bongaroo giveaway judged by Zatch. It’s messy, unfiltered and exactly like catching up with your best mates.Stick around for the nonsense: send your most creative shoeie video, grab a cold one, and let’s fill the new year’s fuck-it bucket together.